I’m not sick, I’m ill 😎 

When sick isn’t cool enough and you gotta bring it the next fucking level

“That’s sick bro”

“ i’m not sick, I’m ill 😎 “

I’m not sick, I’m ill 😎 by The illist July 25, 2018

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ... by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008

I'll respect your choice and not make you do that 

You aren't protecting women. Is that what KENDRA said happened or is that YOU? Did I make her do anything she didn't want to do or did SHE make ME do something I didn't want to do? I didn't TRY. If I would have TRIED, I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED. She would have been powerless to stop me. YOU didn't even TRY to stop me. So, you COULDN'T stop me from succeeding THERE so now you want to stop me from succeeding NOW. BUT YOU WILL FAIL because I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS. You aren't defending women's choices. You didn't protect Kendra. Is that why she was modeling T-shirts for me and going to brunch and texting me? Because she was just under SO MUCH existential threat the she needs you to come in AFTER THE FACT and stand up for her right to fuck a retard with a fat cock instead of me? Is that's what's happening? You're not stopping any rapes or murders and YOU WILL NEVER do anything to stop ANY rapes or murders. I don't have to respect anything I don't respect and this is where you unironcally insert Uno reverse something-something non-sequitur, right? What did SHE say there? Instead of white knight-ing you're white monday morning quarterbacking. I got a billion dollars to a bucket of dog shit some of them would LET ME make them DO ANYTHING you fucking clown.

Hym "Yeah, not I'm not ever going to say 'I'll respect your choice and not make you do that.' I'll say THAT when you respect someones choice to hire or fire on the basis of race you fucking bagel. She is wrong. I am right. You aren't protecting anyone from evil misogynist. You're deluding yourself with your pretend-play morality that SOMEHOW always ends up with you being the morally superior one. Not that I don't respect the lack of humility. Your empathy is nothing more than a combination selective apathy and pity. You aren't enforcing respect for women, you're instigating disrespect for them. If you have any role in making men respect women, anyone with half a brain in their skull if just going to refuse to do it. That was a somber day for you all the other day, wasn't it? What's that all about? But hey, I'm a huge fan! Do one about that second Full Force Self-Immolation guy. Russell was going to do it but he pivoted to something else I'm curious about that one."

I'll respect your choice and not make you do that by Hym Iam May 2, 2024

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand 

If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.

Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."

What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand by Hym Iam June 7, 2025