Not a definition 

Not a definition, I just have a question. What would happen if you fell on your boner? Would it break?

wait thats not a definition, thats anal sex. Bamboozled again.

Not a definition by Tyrannous aunt June 10, 2019

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Definitely not Jay 

He is a kik legend who joined kik on 3rd April 2013. You need to have some knowledge of football if you wanna converse with him.

Kik stranger - what you do for living

Definitely not Jay - i beat Pakis

Definitely not Jay by Pakibeaterjay November 1, 2021

DeFiNiTlEy NoT

A term used by white girls to disagree or reject something, also use to show dominance over other white girls.

There was tea to be spilled in the cafe, and Ava was ready to hear it all sister spill... people started murmuring, and when she heard what Priscilla had to spill, she screamed with anger, “DeFiNiTlEy NoT”

DeFiNiTlEy NoT by Your free trial is over February 10, 2019

This is not a definition 

Unlike most people i dont want you to like it

instead can you pleas dislike this

did you dislike this is not a definition

This is not a definition by Robofin June 26, 2020

definitely_not_via 

People with this username are the following, pretty, kind, lively, and over all amazing.

Person 1: what’s your username?
Person 2: definitely_not_via
Person 1: OMG we should be besties

definitely_not_via by The sus queen December 30, 2021

Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you 

A good response (situationally) to things. It's good it sounds good.

Hym "Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you. Do you believe in talking donkeys? Yes? Yeah, see that's why you shouldn't be directing statements like that at me."

Maybe to somebody but definitely not in comparison to you by Hym Iam January 27, 2024