There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Interested, but not attending 

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.

Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.

Interested, but not attending by Kuaile August 9, 2018

not paying attention to your girlfriend 

a boyfriend who doesn’t care about there girlfriend.and always on the game . or either they got hoes , and playing you :)

not paying attention to your girlfriend..

not paying attention to your girlfriend by yomother0201 June 19, 2023

not enough attention at home syndrome

uses twitter, instagram, tiktok, probably tumblr. part of lgbtq+. wants a nose piercing. begs for attention continuously.

damn bitch you really got that not enough attention at home syndrome huh? that why you want a nose piercing?

not enough attention at home syndrome by blayz00 September 20, 2020

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Nonattendatarian 

A person who is spiritual but does not attend church or believe in organized religion.

Question "What religion are you"
Response "Im a nonattendatarian"

Nonattendatarian by JWild August 22, 2011