To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 8, 2017
Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites
A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve
by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020
That’s some shitty-ass-shit.
That’s some shitty-ass-shit
mc shitties
an exclamation of both suprise , and of something mildy bad that just happened. like when you eat a mcdonalds, and then you fart, but oops, it was more than just a fart.
or really....just saying this to be cute or funny, or to use a cuss exclamation m and soften it by being a bit cutsie, instead of just rankly saying "shit!"
an exclamation of both suprise , and of something mildy bad that just happened. like when you eat a mcdonalds, and then you fart, but oops, it was more than just a fart.
or really....just saying this to be cute or funny, or to use a cuss exclamation m and soften it by being a bit cutsie, instead of just rankly saying "shit!"
by duck double duck September 15, 2018
discord mod- hello slaves
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples
by MEI BO BO BEAR April 25, 2022
by Wangodango82 November 11, 2019