A place where you go with intentions to briefly stop by, yet somehow lasts for eternity. It usually ends in negative consequences. It's the equivalent of just "stopping by grandma's house," you know you should get going, but you just can't. You get sucked in against your will.
by ejrob November 13, 2013
The posts you make on Facebook or any other social network while putting off some pressing school assignment.
Catherine's looking at reddit comments instead of studying. Thats all fine and dandy, but I don't wanna see any more of her procrastination posts
by Reezy Da Monsta December 8, 2009
The act of engaging in a useful and beneficial task when you are supposed to be doing something more important.
Bob is always in a state of proactive procrastination. Instead of doing his homework, he does his laundry and cleans his room.
by romioc October 17, 2007
Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.
When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.
by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009
A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 5, 2023
by Queen Levine January 22, 2009
Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
by Dballa September 30, 2010