jimmy joke

An inappropriate or dirty joke

Meghan: I just heard this hilarious jimmy joke
Carmen: omg tell me
Meghan: what's the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man!
Carmen:that's the funniest jimmy joke I've ever heard!

by A mono September 17, 2015

Ofer-Joke

1) A joke created by Ofer Gill
2) A joke worthy of having been created by Mr. Gill

Have you heard the latest Ofer-joke?

by Igor & Chip April 21, 2005

Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.

(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.

by Bary Bonds May 26, 2009

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 22, 2009

Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 22, 2021

Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by July 3, 2017

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015