not a sausage

Nothing, zip, zero. Jolly term to describe the abscence of an item sought.

Suggested origin is from the Cockney rhyming slang 'Sausage and mash' used to mean 'cash', or money. Hence 'not a sausage' to mean 'no cash' or 'nothing'.
by Paul Ruane March 13, 2006
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not a sausage

Colloquialism: "nothing at all".

Comes from English slang; exact origin is unknown.
"There's nothing in the fridge," said Richard. "Not a sausage."
by Dennis The Tiger January 31, 2005
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Sausaged

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.
Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.
by Meh123 June 11, 2017
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Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.
"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."
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No sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009
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sausage

sausage
friend: eat?
me: sausage
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to sausage

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.
by Matomat January 27, 2019
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