by soodunim February 6, 2010
I am a lesbian
by anony mous 2021 April 10, 2017
A lesbian is a female who is sexually, emotionally, and romantically attracted to other females. Lesbians often know they are attracted to girls at a very early age but are scared or unaccepting of themselves until later in life when they "come out". Lesbians DO NOT hate dick, that is why we have "toys". Lesbians are simply not attracted to men. They still love, they still have sex, some are cute, some aren't. JUST LIKE STRAIGHT PEOPLE. Lesbians are not found in porn. Being a lesbian does NOT mean that a girl has never had sex with a man, or that the man she did have sex with sucked. No guy will ever be able to "convert" a lesbian. Lesbians aren't man haters either.
I have checked out girls since i was 6 years old. I think some men are handsome but it is not physical attraction. I love girls, yes they can be bitches, but i wouldn't change them for the world. There is no way i will ever NOT be a lesbian.
by Another Lesbian September 15, 2008
A female who is attracted to other females emotionally and sexually. Period. You are not necessarily a lesbian if you have strong feelings of love for other women...do NOT get this confused. Also, if you're with a lesbian, you aren't necessarily a lesbian unless you too love (emotionally and sexually) other women. Lesbians are NOT necessarily man-hating, not ALWAYS feminists, and do NOT always have penis fear or envy. Stereotypes may describe lesbians as slutty girls who sleep with other women to get men in bed, but let's get the facts straight: lesbians = women who love women and want to be with them sexually ONLY. If you're a horny guy looking to get a woman-loving girl in bed, try the word bisexual or man-pleasing whore. :)
Linda: Do you love me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you sexually attracted to me?
Barb: Yes.
Linda: Are you a lesbian?
Barb: ...What the hell do YOU think?
Molly: I love Linda too! But I sleep with men only.
Barb: Shut the f*** up straight girl.
Molly: Kay.
Linda: Does this mean I'm a lesbian because I'm with one?
Barb: No, you could be bisexual.
Linda: Oh, well...let's go make some love.
Barb: Gladly.
by The Angry Lesbian October 22, 2005
1. A woman whose sexual preferences are exclusively directed toward other women.
2. The other L-word, easy to confuse with the main L-word, love.
2. The other L-word, easy to confuse with the main L-word, love.
Example 1:
Bob: So Alice has a girlfriend?
Bob's Friend: Yeah, didn't you know? She's a lesbian.
Example 2:
Guy: Wait... I'm in lesbians with you...
Girl: ...*walks away*
Guy: ...I said lesbians.
Bob: So Alice has a girlfriend?
Bob's Friend: Yeah, didn't you know? She's a lesbian.
Example 2:
Guy: Wait... I'm in lesbians with you...
Girl: ...*walks away*
Guy: ...I said lesbians.
by Shadowy February 17, 2011
by Dead puppet February 15, 2018
Mystical Creatures. They ride in on unicorns usualy in groups of two. They are very rare. Most people say lesbians are not hot but the lesbians they speak of are of a different evil breed. They Ride in on flying monkeys(or motorcycles as modern people call them) to capture the Pure Hot lesbians to convert them to the ugly ones.
Bill: Look Tim a lesbian
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians
by UknoM3 May 2, 2007