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Nostalgic Orgasm 

A nostalgic orgasm, fundamentally is when an individual is confronted with a bunch of items of various types (videos, video games, music, people, etc.) that all elicit nostalgia/a "sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past" (thanks Google for that) in that person (because all of these things are somehow connected to whatever that individual has experienced in the past) on a correspondingly (if not better so or less so) huge/tremendous/big/overwhelming/etc. scale, such that it resembles the overwhelmingly blissful feeling that you get when you orgasm/take drugs (which give you the feeling of many orgasms), except this particular brand of orgasm is not from sex or masturbating; it is caused by nostalgia. In simpler terms, this "nostalgic orgasm" feels like an orgasm that is caused by nostalgia on an overwhelming scale, so it is kind of different from an actual one but is fundamentally the same in that both give extreme amounts of pleasure (though they are different in their style of giving the pleasure, kind of like how Arabs and Americans are fundamentally the same in that they both are human beings who eat food, drink water, etc. but may do so in their own distinct styles).
Jeff opened up Google Chrome, went on YouTube, and then proceeded to open up a lot of tabs, on each a video containing something that he recognizes from his past, thus eliciting nostalgia in him, but on a huge, overwhelming scale, in turn causing him to have what Urban-Dictionary expert CreeperDude567 calls a "nostalgic orgasm."

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012