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Pearl nosering 

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.
Pearl nosering by jmc October 16, 2002
the act of putting your nose in a girls vagina and then going in and out with it and in the end you then blow it to imitate a climax.
Tim: hey hear about Declan last night?

Wesley: yea man I heard he has a threesome with Liz and Melanie

Tim: heard I heard he was noseing both of them all night.
Noseing by ThatLOLman November 28, 2012

Australian Nosering 

When a woman gets a surgical procedure that opens a tunnel in between the inside of her vagina and the inside of her anus. Following the procedure, a threesome with two men ensues. Their two penises are inserted into both openings and touch each other, thus creating a nose ring like double dick.
Danny And George gave me a nasty australian nosering yesterday.

african nosering 

Thumb in one nostril and pointer in the other. Then you lick your fingers.
He gave me an african nosering.
african nosering by Tekdaddy January 21, 2014

Blue-Noseing 

Similar to Blue Balls being blue-nosed is the act of your nose edging you to sneeze, but denying you like an angry dom. Getting *so* close to that release but bein denied.
Person 1: "Hey bro, it's my allergy season."
Person 2: "Damn bro, that sucks"
Person 1: "Yeah man, Mother nature keeps Blue-Noseing me."
Blue-Noseing by WobblyOstrich7 April 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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