noseturbated 

When you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously

Ex: Me : Tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. Angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
Me: Maybe, but he could've used a Kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.

noseturbated by Strange girl next door April 15, 2016

Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

noseturbation 

It's the process of rapidly breathing in and out using only my nostrils to induce a sneeze.

If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.

noseturbation by Idefinecrudeness August 24, 2016

Naseturbate

Indulge in an activity that produces a sneeze.

When he feels a sneeze coming on so he will naseturbate by sniffing in and out rapidly resulting in a nosegasm.

Naseturbate by anonymous August 20, 2021