norweigan blue

A Norwegian Blue is a Fictional Parrot species with blue plumage.

"norweigan blue": "Fictional" species of Parrot, originally from "Monty Python's Dead Parrot-scetch" aka "Pet Shop Scetch" and "Parrot-scetch", eighth episode ("Full Frontal Nudity," which first aired 7 December 1969).

See: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Parrot_sketch

by Fafnir747 March 9, 2014

norweigan mustache

before banging your girlfriends fish muffin you trim your pubes and ass hair but keep it in your hand as you rip her a new one. as your about to explode grab her head and put her face next to your twig and berries. let that sucker go and get the man-goo above her upper lip in your preferred mustache form (fu-man-chu, handlebar, etc). then as quickly as possible flick her saddle bags to catch her off guard and sprinkle your thicket of pubes on her jizz lip. and wha-la! a norweigan mustache

guy 1: god man my balls itch really bad!
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time

by antoine dodson is gay October 8, 2010

norweigan surprise

when you knock out a chick with your cast and then bang her unconscious body for hours

sasha was so tight the only way cody could get somethin was with the norweigan surprise

by adam and zack September 4, 2007

Norweigan Pillow Fight

When two men repeatedly whack one another with their testis until one of them surrenders thus allowing the winner to egage in intercourse with the woman at stake.

"Hey did you hear who won the Norweigan Pillow Fight last night?"

by wlds3 December 30, 2014

norweigan Sleigh Riding

When you have anal sex on the top of a 2 story stair case, then ride her down while your cock is still in her ass.

Dude me and my girlfriend went norweigan Sleigh Riding last night and now her tits hurt.

by Shane Miller April 26, 2005

norweigan ice dragon

when a guy cums in his woman's mouth then makes her laugh the cum out her nose so it just hangs there...like a norweigan ice dragon

I tickled my girlfriend after she gave me head last night so much that she turned into the norweigan ice dragon.

by Nate Gallagher October 2, 2005

Norweigan Spice Cake

All bodily fluids collected from 24 hours during which anal sex is had. They are mixed together in a bowl and cooked as a cake and served as a meal for the bedroom.

"mmm hunny that norweigan spice cake was tasty what did you have for breakfast yesterday?!"

by sexyaholic12345667865 March 23, 2009