A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

Midsomer Norton by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

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jim norton

A Black Sabbath loving, hilarious, pale, meaty-breasted individual with no-chin who never is one to turn down a Cleveland Steamer. For further reference, see eatabullet/dot/com
See also: Jimmy Robinson and Opie and Anthony

If Jim Norton received a hummer from a transvestite, then why can't I?

jim norton by Don February 18, 2005

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Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
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Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

Norton Antivirus by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011

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Edward Norton

Exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase sex on legs. Star of movies including American History X, Fight Club, The Painted Veil, and The Incredible Hulk, among others. I really shouldn't give him all the credit for why Fight Club was so great, but I will anyway. :D

Edward Norton's awesome, and anyone who doesn't agree should get their eyes stabbed.

Edward Norton by HalSparksbitch July 1, 2008

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