North American Pavement Ape
North American Pavement Ape by TruckFrump May 21, 2018
North American Pavement Ape
A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.
North American Pavement Ape by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011
Related Words
North American • north american union • North American Pavement Ape • North American Bald Beaver • North American brown goose • north American cock gobbler • North American Faggot • North American Fire Starter • North American Free Trade Agreement (nɔ (r)θ əˈmerɪkən fri treɪd əˈɡri mənt) • North American Glitter Slug
North America ain't ready
When something is so good (usually when an experience is enexpected, but doesn't always have to be the case), one needs to tell the world that not just he/she wasn't ready, but because he/she is from North America, the whole nation wasn't also ready. Also said when you are out of the country on vacation.
Svdanilo: "Damnn, these speakers are eargasms"
Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"
Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"
Svchadwick: "Bro, I'm dancing so hard right now!"
Svjon: "North America ain't ready!!!"
North America ain't ready by MasterAsia April 5, 2020
north American cock gobbler
A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.
Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.
north American cock gobbler by angery chicken April 8, 2010
North American Glitter Slug
Strippers, or Erotic Dancers in North America frequently wear excessive amounts of vanilla scented glitter infused lotion all over their bodies. This is caused when a person visits a strip club and after a lap dance the stripper leaves a wet spot on the customer's leg made up of vagina secretions laced with glitter from the lotion.
North American Glitter Slug by Ericezee November 20, 2021
north american union
bush: hey harper, my country is failing, let's make a superpower and call it the north american union.
harper: cool, let's just not tell anyone.
harper: cool, let's just not tell anyone.
north american union by thundermoose October 27, 2007
North America
The greatest continent on the plant.
There is Canada with worlds greatest weed and some of the most laid back care free people in the world. The winters are cold, the summers are warm, and you dont have to ever worry about owning a gun. With less people than the state of California, this country has it all.
There is the United States the greatest neighbour a country could have. Paranoid and gun toting, these people are willing to put there ass on the line to protect what we all fought for together. Although they have a slight superiority complex, they are willing to ensure their own freedoms and the freedoms of their friends.
Then there is Mexico, where Canadians and Americans go for cheap liquor, loose women and to get the hell away from all this bullshit.
While these families may bicker, they would gladly put their asses on the line time and time again to look out for each others interests. When the world is out of oil, gas and fresh water, these countries will be bailing everyones asses out with their technologies, and in Mexico's case, their liquor incase nothing works.
There is Canada with worlds greatest weed and some of the most laid back care free people in the world. The winters are cold, the summers are warm, and you dont have to ever worry about owning a gun. With less people than the state of California, this country has it all.
There is the United States the greatest neighbour a country could have. Paranoid and gun toting, these people are willing to put there ass on the line to protect what we all fought for together. Although they have a slight superiority complex, they are willing to ensure their own freedoms and the freedoms of their friends.
Then there is Mexico, where Canadians and Americans go for cheap liquor, loose women and to get the hell away from all this bullshit.
While these families may bicker, they would gladly put their asses on the line time and time again to look out for each others interests. When the world is out of oil, gas and fresh water, these countries will be bailing everyones asses out with their technologies, and in Mexico's case, their liquor incase nothing works.
I am from North America, I can take one pound of BC bud walk across the boarder and get one pound of coke.
I am from North America, although i may not always agree with what my neighbours say, i will defend to the death their right to say it.
I am from North America, although i may not always agree with what my neighbours say, i will defend to the death their right to say it.
North America by bcbudman December 9, 2004