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nordish vagina

often when a nordish woman undergoes several behavioural changes she runs to the nearest butchery and consumes all waste material, like in the thunderdome. (two men enter, one man leaves.)

A nordish vagina consists of a floppy clitorus that often smells of fresh christmas pine, even after it has been gang banged by a tribe of iroquois infantry.
Put down that nordish vagina you sloppy codfish!

i should have a gully then you would understand!
Breast MILK!
nordish vagina by ink n deep June 13, 2006
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Nordish BattleAxe

The Act Of combining the Swedish tickler, and the Russian Toboggan. Before Kicking the girl , shout "VALHALLA!"
yo dude , I gave her a Nordish Battleaxe from the gods
Nordish BattleAxe by darklander47 November 14, 2012
A type of behaviour where no logic is used to get from the start to end, quite frequently creates more work for other entities with no clear goal in its vision upsetting everyone who comes in contact with this behaviour.
He sent out this normish email to everyone he could think of, even though two people could have accomplished.
normish by Stanwise May 19, 2004
That which represents anything with the qualities of Norm. Big in stature and AzN!
That girl was quite Normish!
Normish by Cy December 3, 2004

Norwish Smearz 

An area in the EH Double D region of Edinburgh, popular with Heriot Watt students and their boyfriends.
Ethan's mum was stalking him down on FindFriends and wondered what on earth Norwish Smearz was.

Something to do with Norway?
Norwish Smearz by altkev February 10, 2013
When your munging for a feed.
Damn I’m a bit norish.
Norish by elvis presey January 19, 2020

nerdishment 

the various and sundry assortment of king-/party-sized candy, snacks, and soda/energy drinks deployed within reach of the checkout line at Best Buy, Fry's, and other big box consumer electronics stores. definition can also be (liberally) extended to include the 'classic/must-own' DVDs and magazines found in the same vicinity.
John and Suzy scored the last copy of World of Warcraft in the store, and then stocked up on nerdishment in preparation for the LAN party they were hosting that weekend.
nerdishment by Tom Sc January 9, 2008