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excuses for big nooses 

the act of waiting for a minor character floor or slip-up to arise to justify being angery at an entity allowing you to publicly judge and socially 'hanging them' without social ramifications being passed on to the hanger.

This normally exhibits an exageration of the facts and feelings involved and an implimentation of the moral high ground so to be viewed as the 'bigger person' where as the real reason normally conists of the resonance with the angree's insicurites normally repressent by the stead fast alligning with the causes and the transference of responcibility to a higher power.
example of use:
1.judger: "look i can't just sit here while he treats every one like shit."
friend: "excuses for big nooses."
1.example of transference:
judger: "look it not up to me, what happens happens, the group will de side."
excuses for big nooses by taskmaster September 22, 2009
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Wombles Noses 

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles
Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

noisestalgia 

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.
The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me
noisestalgia by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019
A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

pretty noose 

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.
1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...
pretty noose by Tredmond July 27, 2005

macaroni noises

A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
wtf does that even mean
macaroni noises by gookoo December 29, 2019