The act of taking a hot, steamy dump during the night. Usually around 11-3. Requires tremendous skill and focus.
"What are you doing up so late honey"- mom

"Just taking a very large noop cause the tacos you made agreed with my stocmach about as well as you agreeing with me being gay"-me
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Noun: A "Noop" refers to a person, place and or thing that is lacking of intelligence in the moment, a person with amnesia could be considered a Noop. Someone or something that does something dumb or stupid. "Noop" can be interchanged with words like, "idiot" "retard" or "dumbass".
1.
R: I thought today was Monday all day but it's actually Sunday!

T: What a Noop..

2.
T: I forgot to feed the dog at 10 o clock so I fed him at 4 o clock when I remembered.

R: Could you be any more of a Noop?
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Emptying your bowels at noon.

Taking a poop at 12:00 pm.

Going number 2 after lunch.
I went to lunch break at 11:15. After eating I walked a good 500 yards to get back to work and I had to take my daily noop.
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A word used by highly intelligent life forms to give a negative response.
Noop I am not going to the party.
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A feline creature commonly known as a cat.
Known for savageness and surviving asphixiation in sub zero temperatures in the Himalayan Mountains.
The cutest bundle of fluff ever to grace the foreign country of Swaziland.

Noops, the only one of its kind, leads the feline race with power and discipline.
Amazingly cunning, piss it off and IT WILL F***ING KILL U using only its left centre whisker....
Noops is a furry animal that purrs and miaow. A small domesticated mammal that has soft fur, sharp claws, pointed ears, and, usually, a long furry tail, and makes characteristic purring or miaowing sounds.

Cats are widely kept as pets or to catch mice or irritate the owners in one specific household in the country of Swaziland.
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ouch! i banged my elbow and hurt my noop!
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(n)the wrinkled elastic skin on ones elbow.
mommy, mommy, i skinned my noop.
by petti September 1, 2005
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