Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.

Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?

Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011

Noobasaurus 

Someone who is so far behind in experience that they are a pre-historic n00b; Fossilized and discovered commonly known today as a n00b0sourus.

Noob Nerd: "Hey guys! what does "1337" mean?!?!

Ub3r Nerd: "OMG, STFU noobosaurus!"

Noobasaurus by Nick & Kyle May 13, 2005

Noobasarus Rex 

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.

"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"

Noobasarus Rex by Mac1598 March 25, 2009

Noobasauras Rex 

To be a mega noob. To achieve this, you must be incredibly horrible at a game. These creatures tend to talk back in noob-like language unknown to normal humans

Samm3h:Wow i got a triple kill, woot
ZomgitzJacob(noob):OMFG I PWN4D U N00BZOR ROR ROR ROR, I R TEH L337 PWNAGE!
Game Voice talking to noob:Double kill!
Noob:ZOMG I R TEH PWNZOR 4 LYFE WOOTZO4! DOUBLE BEATS TRIPLE KILL ANY FKN DAY!
Samm3h: Noobasauras Rex!
*noob leaves game*

Noobasauras Rex by Samm3h January 8, 2008

Noobesaurus 

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.

"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."

Noobesaurus by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006

Noobasaurus 

Adj. meaning that a person is a total noob at what he, she or other does. This usually is used when you forget how to do a simple task, like getting into a car in a video game. It comes from Tobygames when he is describing himself when he plays video games.

OMG i'm a total noobasaurus at this game... please don't burn my house down.

Noobasaurus by theroyfer June 22, 2011

noobasaurus rex 

A greater noob. One who sucks so much they get pwned by noobs. That one friend that every one has that sucks at all the games they play. Such a big noob he got pwned with all the dinosaurs.

OH i pwned you! you Noobasaurus rex

noobasaurus rex by zachary pease November 9, 2006