nookser
The part of a restraint system (seat belt, harness, etc) that goes between the legs. commonly refered to as a "croch strap".
nookser by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008
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Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.
When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.
nookser by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008
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Nitty Nookers
Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't
Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!
Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!
Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....
Sally:...oh this is awkward...
Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!
Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....
Sally:...oh this is awkward...
Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011
Nooker
An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example
Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?
Mom: You did what?
Nooker by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011
Nookery
Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.
Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!
nooker
a no-charge hooker