noodling

-the act of submersing yourself in a body of water in hopes of catching a catfish. The trick to it is to use your dinkus, rod, or penis as bait.

We went noodling down in Arkansas in the rivers. 'I caught me a big 'ol catfish on my dick!'

by BoscoSuperDude August 6, 2008

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004

noodling

(n) The act of putting ones fingers inside a woman who has an overgrowth of pubic hair. Relates back to the sport of noodling, in which an individual places his arm into a dark hole in the hope of having a catfish bite onto his arm so he can pull it out.

Related to noodler (n).

Mike " So, saw u were with that girl last night-how was it?"

Matt " Was horrible, everything was going well until i realised id have to go noodling. Lost my damn watch too!"

by croatus January 20, 2011

noodling

a more offensive and effeminent form of canoodling, noodling often occurs in public and is usually undertaken by older men attempting to take advantage of younger girls. While the perpetrator may not in everday life be a noodle, he often assumes the persona of a noodle in carrying out his noodling.

I saw him noodling with that freshmen all over the dance floor last night.

by Mid-day January 15, 2007

noodling

Blindly looking for a date, often out of desperation, at a bar or club with the bottom-feeders of society hoping you won't get bit too badly. Similar to method of catching catfish by sticking your had in a murky lake until a catfish bites it.

He was having such bad luck with the ladies, he went noodling at a seedy bar to find a date.

by bunker bomb August 22, 2009

noodling

An act of the sexuality variety between two people.

Verb: noodling
Noun: noodler
adverb: noodlewise
adjective: noodlish

Stop noodling all over my couch. It's really nasty and I still haven't gotten the stains out from the last time.

by noodlefritz February 3, 2012

noodling

To start fingering a woman and when wiggling your fingers, feel for a fetus to bite, fishhook it, then pull it out of the vagina and hold it up like the catch of the day!

Last night I caught a 8lb fetus while noodling.

by CfromT October 1, 2007