noodle brain

Someone who is a bit confused or slow minded. Used in a context of endearment most of the time.

"Where are my glasses?"
"You're wearing them, noodle brain!"

noodle brain by Commander Fluffy September 8, 2008

Noodle-brain 

when someone is sooo dumb that there brain doesnt function properly, has a very bad memory that their brain is literally a bunch of noodles. (very mushy noodles

Alyssa: Omg i took a wiz in the bush over there...hold up wheres my dog
Amber: Alyssa your wiz stinks

Charlotte: Omg you forgot your dog you've been walking a leash

Both: your such a noodle-brain
Alyssa: duhhhhh

Noodle-brain by dirty facts May 9, 2019

Noodle brained muppet 

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

Noodle brained muppet by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008