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Nooboid, also referred to as "n00b01d" is an extremely offensive term used to somebody who plays video games in a diabolical way.

The term "nooboid" is originated from the words "noob" and "retoid" which comes from the word "retard" said in a Scottish accent.

A "nooboid" is the lowest of the low, it is ranked way below "noob", if you were to be a "nooboid" it would be impossible for your skills to become any lower.

It is believed people who are said to be nooboid's don't even know how to use a standard keyboard and mouse, some can't even type, this way most nooboid's in the world are still undoscovered as of today.
New-player: Wat butan is fire?1
Professional-gamer: noob...
Professional-gamer2: noob? he's a total nooboid ffs.
Nooboid by Matthew W Smith September 14, 2006
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Noobazoid 

a super l33t noob that fails at life. this particuler kind of noob likes to waste your time thinking hes so great a can beat everyone at any game, he also likes to boast about how gay he is. if they are on a computer forum they love to suck up to the modarators/admins
Nobazoid:i am so great

Computer dude: dude i just owned you in that game we had

Noobazoid:but now i have skills

Computer guy:that was 5 minutes ago

Noobazoid:STFU man wtf stop flaming me you noob i can beat everyone just leave me alone

noobazoid 

a name given to someone who rules on the xbox/playstation :)
i'm noobazoid ing tonight
noobazoid by noo ba zoid April 16, 2003

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026