Noobonic Plague 

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.

Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."

Noobonic Plague by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

Noobonics 

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.

Noobonics by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

Noobonic Plague 

When a large group of noobs mobs an area with its ineptitude. This can occur in games or real life.

Woah this Noobonic Plague is making our team suck hard...

Noobonic Plague by Banerik July 28, 2006

Nobonusitis 

A reason for calling in sick, due to not receiving your bonus.

It's a feeling of nausea stemming from being pissed off due to not getting a well deserved bonus because your boss can afford to keep non-productive, financially draining employees (who facebook stalk and pinterest all day) on the payroll, but "due to commission cuts", can't seem to reward the ones who actually look after the business and do the damn work.

"I won't be coming in today. I have nobonusitis."

Nobonusitis by nolongeraboveandbeyond October 20, 2012

Noobiusbeckit 

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die

You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver

Noobiusbeckit by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020

noobius 

The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.

Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.

noobius by harry siegel January 9, 2008

Noobius McNoobface 

When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.

Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are

Noobius McNoobface by MonkycMonkeydoMonkyeateatursho May 27, 2021