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1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.
by dbieon12 March 08, 2008
Like Ebonics, but different.
Ashwin: Why Tadashi, aren't you in Professor Perkins' Ebonics class?

Tadashi: Fuck no, it's Noobonics. It's like Ebonics but different.
by Kadir November 21, 2007