noobius

The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.

Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.

by harry siegel December 26, 2007

Noobius McNoobface

When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.

Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are

by MonkycMonkeydoMonkyeateatursho May 27, 2021

Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

Noobius Eradicus

An exterminator of noobs/n3wbs

"Did you just see Noobius Eradicus take out that noob?!"

by Noob Slayer123 May 3, 2010