nooboner 

a combination of a noob and a boner, generally used to berate someone after they do something stupid

"You nooboner, you suck at Halo!"

nooboner by Kerry June 18, 2006

neoboner 

A new or abnormal boner.

Oh damn that's a neoboner!

neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

Noobowner 

1. Sounds like "New Boner" out loud. Often used by 9 year olds while playing popular MMORPGS. | 2. Someone who is implying they are better than a noob, but aren't really.

1. Hey look guys, someone has a noobowner! | 2. Omfg, go away you noob. I'm actually a noobowner.

Noobowner by Carlos1234 April 24, 2008

Neoboner

An erection caused by a robot or machine

That clanker gave me a wicked neoboner!

Neoboner by John Cheeseburger March 31, 2026