noobskates 

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

noobskates by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie).] + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

noobcake 

The guy who wrote the definition starting with "A person whom is a newbie." It should be "who," not "whom." Whom is objective case; you needed to use subjective case.

im awsome, im guna use 'whom' 2 suond smart evin tho i dont no how 2 use it rite lol im a noobcake.

noobcake by Grammar Merchant December 10, 2008

Noobcake 

Used to call your friend an idiot without offending them.

Friend: 1+1 is 2
Me: You silly noobcake!

Noobcake by sm00shr December 20, 2014

noobstake 

Whenever someone makes a beginners mistake when they themselves are not beginners (noob)

Damn dude you jumped in the lava you made a total noobstake.

noobstake by superfunnybeaner March 16, 2009

Noobcake 

the act of being a noob, except adding "cake" for a more humorous effect (coined by M.R.Gann)(requires you to wear a silly hat proclaiming your noobcakedness) (one step below a noobtard)

dude, you are such a noobcake.

Noobcake by SushiQueen October 30, 2007

noobcakes 

derived from the word noob

aww i pwnt j00 noobcakes!

noobcakes by marquez October 25, 2005