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noobmaster69 

Thors worst enemy!!!
Thor look Noobmaster69 is back online!!!

noobmaster69 

It’s loki messing around with korg on fortnite probably
β€œThor! Look noobmaster69 is back online!!”
noobmaster69 by noobie May 8, 2019

noobmaster69 

Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.
"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

noobmaster69 

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass
noobmaster69's mom gae
noobmaster69 by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

noobcake 

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".
GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."
noobcake by Infandus December 15, 2008

noobmaster69 

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad
i got killed by noobmaster69