Noobimus Prime

Leader of the Noobitrons, A Noobimus Prime is someone who is fluent in the ways of a noob.

"Chris is such a Noobimus Prime"

Noobimus Prime by JerryJerry December 14, 2008

Niobium 

The 41st metallic chemical element with the symbol Nb. Niobium is hard, durable, and strong, being very helpful in alloys for jet engines and oil rigs. It is also non-toxic and very pretty when anodized, making it an ideal metal for jewelry and art. It is classified as a semi-precious metal, but with its industrial and decorative uses, it becomes a very precious metal for some. The metal got its name from "Niobe", who was the daughter of Tantalus in Greek Mythology. This is also evident on the periodic table, due to Niobium being situated directly above Tantalum. However, it was originally named "Columbium", and was later changed for obvious reasons.

Niobium is a good example of a multitasker.

Niobium by CHNOPS July 8, 2020

Noobiusbeckit 

What you call someone when they suck and they need to die

You’re a bit of a noobiusbeckit

Fine hand me the revolver

Noobiusbeckit by SeenDizzle July 16, 2020

noobism 

Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.

Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"

noobism by The Chao January 6, 2009

Ladder of Noobism 

The noob chain of command

This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)

Noob--the highest of being a noob

Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.

Nublet--Going into the danger zone

Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed

Ladder of Noobism by Chibi-san November 8, 2007

noobius 

The ultimate form of a noob. A noobius would be the complete opposite of 1337 . If you see a noobius you should punch him/her three times.

Wow. You're such a fucking noobius I'm going to projectile vomit into my eyeballs.

noobius by harry siegel January 9, 2008

Noobius McNoobface 

When your trying to insult your freind but have no good insults. Also an off breed of humans, which often eat Noob Sandwhiches mainly conisiting of double-extra noob sauce with noob juice. They also like to have a lot of salt and are commonly found on group chats when people are just absolutely dog and you want to insult them later.

Dude ur real name is probaly Noobius McNoobface and u prob eat noob sandwiches with extra noob sauce for breakfast, lunch and dinner cuz that's how bad u are

Noobius McNoobface by MonkycMonkeydoMonkyeateatursho May 27, 2021