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The Controller for a Console.
(Xbox, PS, Wii) etc.
Using the term Noobstick usually comes from the rather entitled Keyboard and Mouse user.
As used in Pure Pwnage by Jeremy.
Yeah id rather be using my Keyboard and Mouse next to this Noobstick.
Noobstick by OnFiRe. December 29, 2007

Noobstack 

In online gaming, shoving all of the noobs on the losing team

In some situations, a noobstack occurs on the winning team to balance the teams to make for a better match.
cockygamer1: lets topple their noobstack
cockygamer2: easier done than said, bro
Noobstack by +RM February 6, 2009
In 1995, Noobshock was chosen by Empire as one of the 25 sexiest stars in film history. He has also twice been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People in 1995 and 2000. Noobshock has appeared on the annual Celebrity 100 list by Forbes in 2006 and 2007, at No. 20 and No. 5. In 2007, he was listed among the Time 100, a compilation of the 100 most influential people in the world, as selected annually by Time.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.
Yo I crit like Noobshock!
Noobshock by redtomato April 12, 2009
In the game Return to castle wolfenstein or et the garrand m1 can be used by an engineer as an grenade launcher. Ppl call it noobisch bcuz its ez to doge.
eng:hahaha grenade up ur ass!
~medic doge the grenade and shoot the eng through his head~
medic:Headshot noobstick eng!!!
noobstick by !van September 25, 2005

noobsocks 

Variation of "noob" that can only be used when directly insulting someone, preferably to replace the person's name.
"just learn the humor is in a kitty saying it and in the phrase being said as coming from a douchebag, not a sprightly moral fellow, noobsocks."

"good job, noobsocks."

"hey noobsocks, get the hell outta here."
noobsocks by mr. turd furgeson January 11, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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