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noobcannon 

a shitty weapon that is used by kids new to the game that requires no skill to use
Don't use the Fuel Rod Cannon. It is such a nOObcannon
noobcannon by baconfreak December 15, 2003

Noobanon 

The planet from which all noobs are descended from. Supposedly, some noob accidently blew a chunk of their planet off, and that chunk flew through space and eventually crashed into earth. The noobs colonized the San Francisco area and have spread around the world by today.
(after getting blown up by a grenade launcher in Modern Warfare 2) "Geez, I wish that asteroid from Noobanon had never hit earth. Those noobs." "Well you can't blame them."
Noobanon by ProPipe August 6, 2011

noobcannon 

1. In Battlefield Bad Company 1: The Artillery gun used by the U.S. and Russian teams to rape the objective base currently being contested.

2. In Bad Company 2: The M2 Carl Gustaf AT launcher and the chainguns on the AH-64, Mi-24, and Mi-28.

3. The Chopper Gunner, AT-4, or RPG-7 in MW2. Yes, I jsut said that.

4. The Handheld Minigun in CoD: Black Ops. Yes, I just said that too.
noob: w00t! I can haz Chopper Gunner

1337 player: Nice noobcannon on that bird, but you won't have it for long. Good night..........

*Stinger*

noob: WTF? What happened? *knife*

1337 player: XD
noobcannon by CoD playa hata September 13, 2010

noobcannon 

"I got a noobcannon"

Noobcannon 

Minigun, used primarily by noobs in Soldat who are Douche McBags. Also used by experts who want to humiliate people.
I just knifed that noob carrying the noobcannon.
Noobcannon by Sexmeplease January 22, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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