nontasker

Opposite of multitasker and singletasker... idiots that fails at the most simplest of tasks provided to him but yet tell you hands down that they know what you are doing..

Jimmy: “Have you seen Brad, he’s such a go getter”

Tom: “Don’t let appearances fool you, he’s a nontasker, he’s got no idea what his doing”

nontasker by Frustrated Kiwi March 18, 2010

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Nontainer

Someone in the Air Force who was once a flightline maintainer but has been moved to a non-flightline or "nonner" job.

Airman- Did you hear SSgt Jones got moved to the office?

Co-worker- Yeah, He was pretty useless so he was lateraly promoted to the flight office. I guess he's a nontainer now.

Nontainer by kidafrika2020 November 23, 2010

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nontasker • Neontaster's Law • Nontainer

Neontaster's Law

Like Godwin's Law but for North Korea instead of Hitler.
Originally coined by an idiot fan of twitter user Neontaster after George Takei tweeted some smug bullshit about how crowds have to stand for the national anthem in North Korea, thus likening Trump to Kim Jong Un. Neontaster retweeted Takei's tweet with the suggestion that there needs to be some kind of Godwin's Law for North Korea.

"Dude, Chelsea Handler's twitter account is an active demonstration of Neontaster's Law."

Neontaster's Law by EddieBravoDid9/11 September 27, 2017

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Nonhacker

A person who has never served in the military.

Mike is a hacker, he was in the military. Don’t be a nonhacker like Dave.

Nonhacker by Nachery Zielson January 31, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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