nonstarter 

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.

"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money

nonstarter by jevanyn April 14, 2010

napstarter 

A term for masturbation for males since they tend to fall asleep after orgasm.

Before I go to bed, I'm going to have a napstarter. I can't fall asleep, I need a napstarter.

napstarter by hawkbball June 3, 2014

Non-starter marriage

A starter marriage that lasts six months or less.

Ted and Amy met in February, married in Vegas in March, split up in April, finalized their divorce by May. A non-starter marriage.

Non-starter marriage by Midnight Noon January 28, 2018