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noscoper 

An MLG pro
That kid max is a noscoper
noscoper by J-FEE June 4, 2017

Non-Scorer 

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.
Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

Non-Scorer 

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.
An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."
When a band doesn't waste your time by going off stage to come back on again a few minutes later for an encore.
"The Stone Roses were great. They played for nearly two hours and didn't prat about with a noncore"
Noncore by Minor Threat 27 June 11, 2019
1) Non pornographic material that is used in erotic context.
2) Pretending to have sex / dry humping.
1) John is a porn addict who wants to overcome his addiction, so he masturbates over noncore porn, usually a blank computer screen.
2) I wanted to impress my friends at a house party by seducing a hot chick, so I locked myself into a room with her and we had noncore sex while my friends listened behind the door.
Noncore by Cherryman3 November 19, 2016
In terms of musical and fashion style, the antithesis of hardcore. To be noncore one must embody everything that is not hardcore.
Noncore people never exclusivly wear torn jeans and black band t-shirts that are too small. A male example of noncore would never wear womens jeans, as opposed to current fashion trend.
Noncore by Jem0771 September 7, 2006