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The amount of time between when the light turns green and the guy behind you blows his horn.
I'm outa here in a nonosecond!
nonosecond by barfle December 27, 2008
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onosecond 

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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Onosecond 

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An Onosecond is defined as the second after you realise you have done something that is embarrassing or bad.
Examples where an Onosecond can kick in:

Text message contents: A sexy message or a picture of your private parts.
Recipient: a family member.

Seeing a typo in an important essay just after you have sent it.

Accidentally revealing a surprise to someone because you were distracted.
Onosecond by jackqueslack23 July 29, 2020
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onosecond 

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The “onosecond” is the second after you make a terrible mistake. The second when you realize what you just did and that there’s nothing you can do about it, the second when all the now-inevitable consequences flash through your mind. It is the second after you send a sexual text message to the wrong person, after you delete the wrong file, after you spill the secret that you thought they already knew. The “onosecond” is that stomach-dropping, breath-stopping moment when all you can do is say “oh, no”.
Engineer: accidentally deletes an entire content database

Engineer: *has an onosecond*
onosecond by Goootz March 18, 2023
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Nanosecond 

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A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times
cling!(Green light)
HONK HONK HONK!
nanosecond!
Nanosecond by jackts9999 May 4, 2009
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nanosecond 

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A billionth of a second
RAM is measured in nanoseconds.
nanosecond by Shellie April 27, 2004
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