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nike air force 1 

hot nike shoe made in the 1980's which is still popular today with black urban
youth.aka up's,ect. And one of the only shoes i wear,in my abundant collection.
those air forces are official!

Nike Air Nazeraths

Jesus sandals
Did you see that dude wearing socks with his Nike Air Nazeraths?
Nike Air Nazeraths by Jayne M July 21, 2009

Nike Air Max 

The trademarked shoe of the douchebag. Nike Air Max wearers tend to drink a large amount of alcohol, buzz their hair, use every chance they have to exhibit how good they are at a sport or all sports in general, and they restrict their conversations too how much pussy they get, how large their dick is, sports, and alcohol. Also, anyone not fitting these guidelines automatically inherits the title of "fag." Articles of clothing that go well with Nike Air Max's are mesh basketball shorts, high socks, and assorted sports team shirts.
Douchebag 1: Hey bro! I'm drunk as fuck right now! Wanna play sports?!
Douchebag 2: Hell yeah bro! Go long! Look at that fag! He doesn't have Nike Air Max's!
Douchebag 1+2: FAG!!!
Nike Air Max by Sportz December 15, 2009

nike air jordans 

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.
I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

Nike air max 

the shoe that is well known to be favoured by the junkies, winos, hoors and bowsies alike in the tallaght/clondalkin district. a.k.a Nikes or Nike Airs.
1. See them Nike Airs yeah? I bleedin' robbed them!

2. Well it's like this ma, if she doesn't give me the rest of her money I'll kick her so hard in the fanny she'll be givin birth to a nike air max
Nike air max by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026