nofriendo

a nick name for the nintendo game system that pretty much speaks for itself. constant video gaming + no friends

What you going to play nofriendo all night long or are you going out.

nofriendo by chillcat May 30, 2003

Nofriendo

Slang used for a gamer that does nothing but play video games his whole life.

Fuck that kid, let him go play his Nofriendo

Nofriendo by Brian Ming September 17, 2005

Nofriendo

No friends as the direct result of playing too many video games.

He just sits around playing Nofriendo all day.

Too much nintendo leads to Nofriendo.

Nofriendo by ninjet June 11, 2006

nofriendo

An electrical item, such as an MP3 player or mobile phone that causes someone to be out of touch with people surrounding them.

There's no point talking to David, he's just picked up his mobile phone. When he's using any nofriendo, he doesn't bother to talk with his friends.

nofriendo by djSharpy April 25, 2010

Noyfriend 

A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

Noyfriend by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

NoFriendsDiseaseItis 

The disease of the lonely and pathetic, characterized by a marked lack of any sort of friends. It is speculated that not even the mother of one with this condition even cares for him or her, and there is no known cure nor will there ever be one.

"Why does this guy keep trying to hang with us all the time? He's like a satellite..."

"Oh, he's got no friends. Must be nofriendsdiseaseitis."

NoFriendsDiseaseItis by Daem0n February 10, 2009

nonfriendwhoreyness 

Someone who does not obsessively try to see how many "friends" they can acquire on websites with a "friending feature" (such as MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, Red vs Blue and all other websites with such a function.)

"I pride myself in nonfriendwhoreyness!" said the non-friendwhore.

nonfriendwhoreyness by Count3D July 10, 2007