noffy 

NOF- Nice, Occationally Funky!

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Biffy- Best Friend

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My nice, occationally funky best friend!(noffy!)

I love my noffy, she is the coolest kid ever!

noffy by sarahjanef June 17, 2008

Nofkyo 

Nofkyo is an acronym. It stands for “NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS YET, OKAY?”

It is commonly used when someone is being a prick and making bold statements about things that we as humans know nothing about.

Person: Consciousness is so simple. How have scientists not figured it out?
Smarter person: Nofkyo

Nofkyo by CheesyEqqroll December 22, 2019

NOFKYO 

"No one fucking knows yet, okay?"
An acronym used in one of exurb1a's videos.

Guy1: "Consciousness is so simple, how haven't scientists worked it out?"
Guy2: "NOFKYO. No one fucking knows yet, okay?"

NOFKYO by flangopink December 22, 2019

Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

NOFKYO 

"No one fucking knows yet, okay?"

An acronym you can use when you find yourself in a conversation with another human, who is boldly making declarations about things that are still totally unknown.

"Ah consiousness is so simple, how haven't scientists worked it out?"

"NOFKYO"

NOFKYO by Matzeem December 22, 2019

Nofkyo 

It stands for: No one fucking knows yet, okay?

Bratt asks: "What is inside a black hole? " Jim responds with: "Nofkyo!"

Nofkyo by Ansate December 22, 2019

noff crime 

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

noff crime by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009