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Nocturne 

A champion in League of Legends that uses the power of tilt to win games. By constantly ulting botlane the enemy team’s morale will crumble and the Nocturne player will be seeing a victory screen.
Person 1: “I’ve been playing Nocturne and I’ve won all of my games!”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
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1. (a)Lord/Over-Lord of eternal darkness.
(b) Vampyric in nature/mentality.

2. Callous in nature coupled with severe aversion to sunlight.
Self-revelation is annihilation of self...Count Noctule will see you now.
Noctule by Basin City October 15, 2004

Nocturne in the Moonlight 

A game made by Konami during their PSX period for the Sega Saturn. A rather good but obscure port, it featured more stages, numerous gameplay changes, and you could play Richter, Alucard, or Maria from the start. One of the exclusives being that you could play as Maria.
"This castle is a creature of chaos, it may take MANY incarnations"-- Alucard Tepes, Castlevania

"Hey", said Guy 1. "Want to play Symphony of the Night?"

"Symphony of the Night, is too mainstream. Let's play it's Japanese Saturn port, Nocturne in the Moonlight!", said Hipster 1

"I don't have a Saturn", said Guy 1

"Well then, screw you then poser", said Hipster 1

nocturne jive 

the ideas you come up with at night
Man you're just talking nocturne jive.
nocturne jive by AbleCrooke January 8, 2015

Nocturexia

Nocturexia • nōk tour eksīyah - Due to lack of oxygen inside the brain, cells fail to reproduce, thus causing insomnia making an individual nocturnal.
"I can't sleep at night, but when it reaches morning eventually I'll tire out and sleep the whole day."

"I think that's a new medical term? You have Nocturexia."
Nocturexia by Pyroxia July 25, 2020

Nocturne 

We need to fix this now before we hit the nocturne
Nocturne by Cassette_Tayp February 9, 2021

nocturtle 

a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.
James, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let's face it he was pretty shit as a human being.

Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.
nocturtle by fine_dine_decca February 2, 2010