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17 definitions by fine_dine_decca

 
1.
one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.
'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.
by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009
 
2.
this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.

often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
by fine_dine_decca August 02, 2009
 
3.
someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
by fine_dine_decca August 08, 2009
 
4.
when you hi 5 a bi-sexual.

often used to imply the person you are hi 5ing is a closet bisexual.
hey sam nice bi five!

"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"
by fine_dine_decca August 01, 2009
 
5.
abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.
'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'
by fine_dine_decca August 01, 2009
 
6.
although it is often mistaken for an official award, it is merely an expression used to denote just how faggy someone is.
'Gosh, that banno sure takes home the fag trophy.'
'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?'
'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'
by fine_dine_decca August 03, 2009
 
7.
when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.
*Christian Baiting in Practice'
'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.'
'What... no he isn't'
'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."'
'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!'
'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.'
'Well you're going to hell so HA!'
'Touche... touche...'
by fine_dine_decca October 15, 2009