Nobstacle 

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

Nobstacle by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

Nobstacle 

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

Nobstacle by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012

Nobstacle 

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services

I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.

Nobstacle by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019

nobstacle 

Something to prevent someone getting laid.

I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.

Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.

nobstacle by Alex Christian Harris December 9, 2007

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

Nobstacle course by mvp123 March 11, 2010

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

notstanleyuris 

the best tiktok account in our whole fandom!!😩

i’m @ssink on tiktok

omg did you know that @notstanleyuris sucked stanley barbers d-

notstanleyuris by williambyers May 5, 2021