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Hob Nob Goblin 

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

Nob Goblin 

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
Nob Goblin by swellyeah December 1, 2009

Nob Goblin 

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
Nob Goblin by vots69 February 1, 2010

nob gobbling flesh monger 

a filthy little slutt who likes to please cock with her mouth
Meghan went down on me for like 2 hours, shes such a nob gobbling flesh monger.

Nob Gobbling 

Hey baby, how about a little nob gobbling.

Sorry I have a sore throat
Nob Gobbling by Wild Old Woman June 21, 2009

Nob Goblin 

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge
Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin