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Nob Gobbler 

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob
1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"
Nob Gobbler by Gravy October 7, 2005
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nob-gobbler 

A female who loves to give head and swallow.
Hey G3 take her for a ride on the levee she is a good nob-gobbler.
nob-gobbler by 2eyemike October 26, 2006

nob goblin 

sum one who gobbels nobs
nob goblin by geordie October 24, 2003

Hob Nob Goblin 

Found in the hunting realm of Big River Management Area in Rhode Island. These Goblins are the smaller version of the Hob Nob Snob Nob Goblins. They do Goblin things in the woods. (i.e. they eat animals) When hunting in Big River, hunters must take them into consideration. When seen, they must be shot instantly. IF NOT, the hunters risk the chances of becoming Hob Nob food. With bears increasingly moving into the area, the Department of Environmental Management (RIDEM) hopes that the Goblin population will be down by as much as 17% in 2020. If not, they are hinting at a 2 week shotgun season in 2014 to deal with these ferocious critters.
"Hey, I shot a 8 pt buck in Big River today, but a Hob Nob Goblin got it when I was getting out of the tree stand. It was scary!"

Nob Goblin 

An ugly girl who men fraternise with because she is dirty too.
Dude that girl is so ugly, but I hear she really gives out. She's such a nob goblin!
Nob Goblin by swellyeah December 1, 2009

slobbering nob gobbler 

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.
Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

Nob Goblin 

A game where if one man is caught wit his legs spread at anytime andother man shouts Nob goblin and racks him in the nuts
Guy 1 sitting on bench with legs spread
Guy 2 casually walks over to Guy 1 and all of a sudden shouts "NOB GOBLIN" and racks Guy 1 in the cahones
Nob Goblin by vots69 February 1, 2010