limp cock and no lube 

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

limp cock and no lube by D. Gould January 25, 2006

no lubing anal monkey 

someone who uses no anal lube while in search for anus. Monkeys often do this

dalton is a no lubing anal monkey.

no lubing anal monkey by jessec63 January 16, 2008

No lube tuesday 

Every Tuesday you lock the lube away and go all natural.

KK had a rash, but it was No lube tuesday so i understood

No lube tuesday by just a kid at hchs July 18, 2011

No Lubes

The process of burning, dissing, on constant bantering on the xbox live game: Gears of War. usually ending with "All up in that ass. NO LUBE" which was first used by Ryancola.

I just wanna FUCK that tight asshole until that shit is loose! No Lube bitch! straight from the man: Ryancola.

This ' No Lubes ' was just taken from a live interview with Ryancola.

he simply ends: "MMMMMMMMMMMM! MM! MM! M! MMMMMMMMMMMM!

No Lubes by Alias Arget February 23, 2008

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

nolub 

To receive no love, recognition, or positive feedback on a post or during a real life conversation.

You: "I feel so dumb and ugly there's no way I'm going to get that girl's number."

Friend: "Don't worry bro, you're not ugly."

You: "So you're admitting I'm dumb... thanks a lot asshole... damn i get nolub."

Friend: "Hey, I'm here for ya man."

nolub by Arakiel December 3, 2009