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oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

when shit go bad
(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
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Wait no telling 

A phrase originating from green springs school lekki in Nigeria which is used when you really don’t care about what you’re hearing and you didn’t ask
Mosope: yesterday I was playing football

Everyone: wait no telling
Wait no telling by 9 nwanekwu January 25, 2020
used as either, "oh shit nvm" or "hold up what the fuck"
"i think i'm gay. wait no"
or
brother: "i want to fuck you raw while your stepdad watches"
sister: "ok. wait no"
wait no by catherinebitch February 12, 2018

wait no telling 

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask
Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling

time and tide wait for no man 

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.
"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

Wait- Fuck.. no 

A very rare term in the “fuck is an every word” community. It comes from IfSoFactSo. Specifically the Voltron ones.
Keith: I’m just going to do this.
Shiro: Wait- Fuck.. no.. That’s not how that works!
Wait- Fuck.. no by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!! 

My pp got chopped off. Send help.
Gets trapped in room. OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!