no true douchebag fallacy 

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.

My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*

no true douchebag fallacy by Bitch Puddin' April 3, 2012

no true scotsman 

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

no true scotsman by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017

No True Blackman

Similar to the "No True Scotsman" fallacy - whose premise is that a "true Scotsman" needs to behave in a particular manner - "No True Blackman" is the idea that "real" black people would not partake in certain behaviours.

"If you vote for Donald Trump, you're No True Blackman" ~ Joe Biden

No True Blackman by Douggie Jones May 22, 2020

true story no fiction 

The absolute most honest you can be in any situation.

-I just ran like 10 miles

-You're lying
-Man I swear True story no fiction

true story no fiction by protokiddo January 13, 2014

True gold fears no fire 

A person with integrity and a strong moral compass whom will not be shaken or corrupted by critics and haters.

Dude, I don’t really care what they think at the end of the day « true gold fears no fire »

True gold fears no fire by Joa Best February 15, 2021

True love has no glove

It’s a phrase meaning that partners who are in a deeply committed and trusting relationship engage in an act of intimacy that doesn’t require using condoms, leading to an enhanced and more pleasurable sexual experience.

1. Skin-to-skin contact and increased sensation, giving partners the real unfiltered feeling of PIV like nature intended.

2. Fluid bonding, allowing partners to exchange their body fluids, sharing their DNA.

3. Deeper emotional connection because partners can actually feel each other.

In summary, you and your partner are taking your sex life to the next level…RUBBER-FREE ECSTACY!!! That’s the meaning of “true love” as part of the phrase because when you’re IN true love, you can MAKE true love.

WARNING:

I know this phrase may sound meaningful and inspiring to you but it doesn’t mean you can just go for it, you MUST take proper precautions beforehand. Answer these questions below:

Are you in a committed long-term relationship?

Have you and your partner been medically checked in order to know if you’re both clean?

Is your partner on birth control?

Do you trust your partner?

Does your partner trust you?

If your answers are all “yes”, then you can go for it!

James: "Hey Tom, my wife and I are gonna be making love tonight."

Tom: "Good for you, James!"

James: "But this time, I'm not gonna use a condom."

Tom: "Wow, that's awesome, you're gonna feel her for the first time!"

James: "I know, right? I talked to her about it yesterday and she agreed!"

Tom: "James, you know what they say?"

Both: "True love has no glove!"

True love has no glove by I.M. Abdullah February 17, 2024

No truer words were ever spoken 

it's a saying to those who live up to what they are being called (like a really caring person or loving father) because no one else has said it before.

for example; I know no truer words were ever spoken but you're a really good friend.

No truer words were ever spoken by Jimmay03 February 5, 2014