No trouble on a Tuesday 

A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.

"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."

(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)

Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.

No trouble on a Tuesday by R. Lethe November 17, 2020

I don't want no trouble 

A term first used by Jackie Chan. It is often used by Asians--particularly Chinese--when in danger...or trouble.
Though, the expression often leads to a worse beat-down.
Pronounced like so: "I don't wont no trobble."

"What's up, my nigger?"
"What did you just say?"
"What's up, my nigger?"
"Come here! You better watch your mouth!"
"-What you say, boy?"
"I don't want no trouble."
-Rush Hour

I don't want no trouble by CalvinL September 28, 2006

No bubbles, no troubles 

Originally meant to help guide drinking habits to avoid gas and bloating, this phrase has now evolved to simply mean "no worries".

Original meaning:
Karla: Will this drink make me gassy?
Jane: No bubbles no troubles Karla!! This beverage isn't carbonated so no need to worry about it!

Evolved meaning:
Jay: Sorry to bother you but can you move your car so I can get out?
Alex: No bubbles, no troubles man! Let me grab my keys

No bubbles, no troubles by Kerin777 February 7, 2014