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No Reason Boner 

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.
Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.

No Reason Boner 

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.
Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

ffnr - famous for no reason 

being famous without having any kind of talent, success or anything alike
That Peaches Geldof is a so ffnr - famous for no reason. She should be glad that her father is so well-known.

cheesing for no reason 

to be in a really happy mood without knowing why
Casey woke up cheesing for no reason
cheesing for no reason by Nip.z September 20, 2012

rich-for-no-reason 

An adjective to describe a person that is inexplicably wealthy and spends the bulk of their time shopping, posing for the paparazzi and gettign arrested for DUIs. Also known as an heir/ess...a multi-millionaire that did nothing of substance to earn their money and thusly has no idea how to spend it productively.
"Paris Hilton just bought her 17th Mercedes? Has that rich-for-no-reason bitch ever thought of, I dunno, donating some of that wasted money to charity?!"
rich-for-no-reason by stenzo. September 23, 2007

No Reason Boner 

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.
1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.