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when u disagree with what someone says or u just want to take the piss.

When said pitch of voice should go up and should have a puzzled expression on your face,as if u are trying to tell them "wtf are you on about!!!"
andy: Did you see west ham yesterday.

Shaane:erm... No mate west ham are shit.
by shaane September 24, 2006
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used as a 'put down' when directed at any individual,group or suggestion by an individual. Is always said with a blank faced expression and a monotone voice to indicate your utter contempt and disdain for someones suggestion or action.
a)person A: Hi, can i sit here?
person B: no mate

b)Person A: Oh, here comes Trent,
Person B: Yeah, hes such a 'nomate'

by Trent September 24, 2003
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Have no friends, and being beaten up because your a loner.
Look at Allen he is a No Mates.
by Current Events CELUE February 27, 2009
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