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no-girlfriend hair 

the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.

guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.
no-girlfriend hair by kurticus June 25, 2006
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No GirlFriend

IT MEANS U DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR A [Virgin}

tfw no girlfriend

Much more than a feel, an underlying truth you have to ignore by watching anime or playing games. It is when you have fully come around to acknowledge that women don't like you, even after you have tried your best, you've thrown away your time for many of em, and still, none of those ladies liked you, or cared for that matter. This term was invented for wizards, incels, and bots, but it has gained some recognition from your average shitty norman who complains about going a year without a girlfriend when the lot of us have never had a female even dare to throw attention at us. Females & normans mostly think this is just a meme but it is much more for the real breathing males out there who feel dead inside without any female encounters or attention for that matter. They don't know what it's like for a man to be isolated from a gender for so long.
Normie Anon:>I miss my gf.... tfw no girlfriend
Anon: Least you had a girlfriend dickface, which obviously means you have the ABILITY to get another one. BTFO normtard
tfw no girlfriend by ImSoNEW July 1, 2018

No Sex Girlfriend 

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
No Sex Girlfriend by secretuser420 February 21, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026